when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

Anonymous asked:
You don't know who i am, but you do know me and I am gonna walk right up to you and kiss ya, cop it ;)

Tell meeeeee :(


So bad with my words but so good with my tongue

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Anonymous asked:
I'm serious about the Argyle thing

I’m not even considering it purely because I don’t know who you are :)))


in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse